My contractor has questionable methods
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I hired a contractor to build one simple thing! How hard could it be?! He claimed to have completed the job 3 times, but all I heard was this lame excuse:
I went out west to take a test
But he called me dumb as rust
So, I called a ride to take me
But the fishing was a bust
At my lake home destination, I did find my inspiration...
An alien invasion
He started to babble about french airplanes, but I kicked him out before he wasted any more of my time.
What was my contractor supposed to build?
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I hired a contractor to build one simple thing! How hard could it be?! He claimed to have completed the job 3 times, but all I heard was this lame excuse:
I went out west to take a test
But he called me dumb as rust
So, I called a ride to take me
But the fishing was a bust
At my lake home destination, I did find my inspiration...
An alien invasion
He started to babble about french airplanes, but I kicked him out before he wasted any more of my time.
What was my contractor supposed to build?
riddle
asked 11 mins ago
arbitrahjarbitrahj
29318
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I hired a contractor to build one simple thing! How hard could it be?! He claimed to have completed the job 3 times, but all I heard was this lame excuse:
I went out west to take a test
But he called me dumb as rust
So, I called a ride to take me
But the fishing was a bust
At my lake home destination, I did find my inspiration...
An alien invasion
He started to babble about french airplanes, but I kicked him out before he wasted any more of my time.
What was my contractor supposed to build?
riddle
asked 11 mins ago
arbitrahjarbitrahj
29318
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I hired a contractor to build one simple thing! How hard could it be?! He claimed to have completed the job 3 times, but all I heard was this lame excuse:
I went out west to take a test
But he called me dumb as rust
So, I called a ride to take me
But the fishing was a bust
At my lake home destination, I did find my inspiration...
An alien invasion
He started to babble about french airplanes, but I kicked him out before he wasted any more of my time.
What was my contractor supposed to build?
riddle
riddle
asked 11 mins ago
arbitrahjarbitrahj
29318
asked 11 mins ago
arbitrahjarbitrahj
29318
asked 11 mins ago
arbitrahjarbitrahj
29318
asked 11 mins ago
arbitrahjarbitrahj
29318
asked 11 mins ago
arbitrahjarbitrahj
29318
29318
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Is this long enough to be tagged with story?
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– arbitrahj
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Is this long enough to be tagged with story?
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– arbitrahj
7 mins ago
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Is this long enough to be tagged with story?
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– arbitrahj
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